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THE GAG GIFT EVERYONE WILL PULL
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ORDER BY NOV 20 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
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SNEEZE. PULL. LAUGH.
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FREE SHIPPING ON 2+
🎄
THE GAG GIFT EVERYONE WILL PULL
🎄
ORDER BY NOV 20 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
🎄
SNEEZE. PULL. LAUGH.
🎄
FREE SHIPPING ON 2+
🎄
THE GAG GIFT EVERYONE WILL PULL
🎄
ORDER BY NOV 20 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
🎄
SNEEZE. PULL. LAUGH.
🎄
FREE SHIPPING ON 2+
🎄
THE GAG GIFT EVERYONE WILL PULL
🎄
ORDER BY NOV 20 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
🎄
SNEEZE. PULL. LAUGH.
🎄
FREE SHIPPING ON 2+
🎄
THE GAG GIFT EVERYONE WILL PULL
🎄
ORDER BY NOV 20 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
🎄
SNEEZE. PULL. LAUGH.
🎄
FREE SHIPPING ON 2+
🎄
THE GAG GIFT EVERYONE WILL PULL
🎄
ORDER BY NOV 20 FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
🎄
SNEEZE. PULL. LAUGH.
🎄
FREE SHIPPING ON 2+
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The Grumpy Bum™ Tissue Holder
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Christmas Ready
Order by Nov 20
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Instant Laugh
Every guest pulls one
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Super Soft
Plush + velvet suit
Preorder notice
Our first production run is underway. Orders ship in 3–4 weeks, then tracked delivery.
🎄 Order by November 20th for delivery before Christmas
$34.99
$59.99
SAVE
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🎄 Order by November 20th → arrives before Christmas
Preorder: ships in 3–4 weeks, then tracked delivery. Free shipping on 2+. Order by November 20th for delivery before Christmas.
87% of customers also add…
1 YEAR COVER
🎄 CHRISTMAS RUSH
🎁 SURPRISE
😂 Every sneeze gets a laugh
🎁 The gag gift that gets used
🧸 Super-soft plush
🔁 Refills in seconds
Arrives Damaged? We Replace It
Message us within 7 days of delivery with a photo and a new Grumpy Bum is on its way. Add the 1 Year Warranty for a full year of cover.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
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It's a preorder. Orders ship in 3–4 weeks, then tracked delivery. Order by November 20th for delivery before Christmas.
How do I refill it?
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Open the flap underneath, slide in any standard flat pocket tissue pack and pull the first tissue through his rear. Takes about 3 seconds.
How big is it?
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About 30 cm (12 in) long and 15 cm (6 in) tall. Big enough for the coffee table, small enough for a desk or car console.
Can I return it?
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All sales are final. Add the 1 Year Warranty and if the seams split, the opening tears or the fur gets ruined in the first year, we replace it.
What if it arrives damaged?
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Message us through our contact page within 7 days of delivery with a photo and we'll send a replacement.
The Grumpy Bum™ Tissue Holder
Why It Beats A Boring Tissue Box
A tissue box sits there. The Grumpy Bum sits there with his butt in the air and a tissue poking out, and every single person who walks past has to pull one.
Why It Beats A Boring Tissue Box
A tissue box sits there. The Grumpy Bum sits there with his butt in the air and a tissue poking out, and every single person who walks past has to pull one.
The Funniest Thing On The Table
Pull a tissue from his behind and the next one pops right up. Guests can't leave him alone.
Refills In Seconds
Slide any standard flat tissue pack in through the opening underneath. No special refills, ever.
Soft Enough To Keep Out All Year
Fuzzy green plush, a red velvet Santa suit and white faux-fur trim. About 30 cm long.
Sits Anywhere
Coffee table, nightstand, office desk, bathroom counter or the car console. Wherever someone sneezes.
See It Out In The Wild
Offices, dorms, bathrooms and car consoles. Wherever someone sneezes, he's there.
CLAIM MY GRUMPY BUMThe Grumpy Bum By The Numbers
The Grumpy Bum By The Numbers
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Centimetres Long
Big enough to own the coffee table, small enough for a desk or car console.
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Second Refill
Slide a standard flat tissue pack in underneath and he's loaded again.
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Very Grumpy Butt
Every tissue comes out the back. Every guest pulls one.
* Colours and finish may vary slightly from the photos.
PERFECT FOR
- 🎁 White Elephant
- 🎅 Secret Santa
- 🧦 Stocking Stuffer
- 🏢 Office Parties
- 🤧 Sick Days
- 🎄 Christmas Decor
The Grumpy Bum vsA Plain Tissue Box
Same party, completely different reaction.
The Grumpy Bum vsA Plain Tissue Box
Same party, completely different reaction.
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Soft plush you'll keep out all season
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Sits on any table, desk or console
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Grump-Proof 1 Year Warranty
All sales are final, so we back it properly. Add the 1 Year Warranty and if the seams split, the opening tears or the fur gets ruined, we send you a new one. Arrives damaged? Replaced, warranty or not.
CLAIM MY GRUMPY BUM
Replaced If Damaged
Real Human Support
Tracked Shipping
Grump-Proof 1 Year Warranty
All sales are final, so we back it properly. Add the 1 Year Warranty and if the seams split, the opening tears or the fur gets ruined, we send you a new one. Arrives damaged? Replaced, warranty or not.
CLAIM MY GRUMPY BUM
Replaced If Damaged
Real Human Support
Tracked Shipping
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything people ask before they pull
When will my order ship?
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Preorder: ships in 3–4 weeks, then tracked delivery. Free shipping on 2+. Order by November 20th for delivery before Christmas.
Do you ship worldwide?
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Yes. Tracked shipping to almost every country. Free shipping on orders of 2 or more.
How do I reach you?
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Use our contact page. A real person replies within 24 hours, Monday to Friday.
What's your refund policy?
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All sales are final. Orders with the 1 Year Warranty are replaced if anything goes wrong in the first year, and anything that arrives damaged is replaced too.
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The Grumpy Bum™ Tissue Holder
Meet the grumpiest guest at the holiday party. He lies belly-down in his red velvet Santa suit with a tissue...
$34.99
$59.99
Save $25.00
The Grumpy Bum™ Tissue Holder
Meet the grumpiest guest at the holiday party. He lies belly-down in his red velvet Santa suit with a tissue...
$34.99
$59.99