{"product_id":"grumpy-bum-tissue-holder","title":"The Grumpy Bum™ Tissue Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the grumpiest guest at the holiday party. He lies belly-down in his red velvet Santa suit with a tissue poking out of his rear, so every sneeze turns into a laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePull from his behind:\u003c\/strong\u003e grab a tissue from his bum and the next one pops up, ready to go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRefills in seconds:\u003c\/strong\u003e slide any standard flat tissue pack in through the opening underneath.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuper-soft plush:\u003c\/strong\u003e fuzzy green fur, red velvet suit and white faux-fur trim. About 30 cm long and 15 cm tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSits anywhere:\u003c\/strong\u003e coffee table, desk, nightstand, bathroom counter or the car console.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe gag gift that gets used:\u003c\/strong\u003e white elephant, Secret Santa, stocking stuffer or the office party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePREORDER:\u003c\/strong\u003e ships in 3–4 weeks from your order. Order by November 20 for delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eColours and finish may vary slightly from the photos.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snuggrump","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67807785844966,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/5995\/8246\/files\/hf_20261019_153630_8993044f-1697-4024-84ee-3f3c9d486631.png?v=1792424881","url":"https:\/\/snuggrump.org\/products\/grumpy-bum-tissue-holder","provider":"snuggrump","version":"1.0","type":"link"}